turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

boundlesscountry:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
  • me: wow i have so much work to do
  • me: *goes on tumblr*
  • me: *watches a movie*
  • me: *reads a novel*
  • me: *takes a nap*
  • me: *climbs a mountain*
  • me: *backpacks through europe*
  • me: why am i not getting anything done
  • spattergroit101:

    stop following me in frontĀ 

    i want a family like thisĀ 

    lilgremlingirl:

    are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

    krook:

    innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

    tojothethief:

Just bull things.